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so, a jew, an irishman and a greek die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates, and st peter say "sorry guys, we're all full up here today - I'll let you three live again, but if you sin ...poof, you will disappear into thin air and end up right back here again - as dead as a door knob" (i love that st peter says "dead as a door knob")
anywayz, so the three a walking down the street and the irishman sees a beer delivery truck and this case of beer sitting alone on the street and decides to take a bottle, open it and drink it - poof, he disappears into thin air! wow, say the jew and the greek.
so now the jew and the greek are walking down the street and the jew sees this guy drop his wallet and sees a lot of green bills sticking out of it. So the jew bends over to pick it up and POOF!!! ..the jew AND the greek disappear into thin air!
anywayz, so the three a walking down the street and the irishman sees a beer delivery truck and this case of beer sitting alone on the street and decides to take a bottle, open it and drink it - poof, he disappears into thin air! wow, say the jew and the greek.
so now the jew and the greek are walking down the street and the jew sees this guy drop his wallet and sees a lot of green bills sticking out of it. So the jew bends over to pick it up and POOF!!! ..the jew AND the greek disappear into thin air!
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Re: Greek Jokes
Fri, May 27, 2005 - 3:02 PMhah! are you insinuating that they're both greedy or that greek people can't resist anal sex? -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Fri, May 27, 2005 - 10:32 PMAhhh Skita i've heard that one before..... -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Sun, July 17, 2005 - 6:27 PMJoke #1
Two fish are swimming towards each other in the ocean, but they don't see each other. They eventually bump heads, prompting one of the fish to say, "I'm psari."
Joke #2
Did you hear about the half Jewish/half Greek owner of a pencil company? No?! His name is Mo Levy.
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Re: Greek Jokes
Mon, July 18, 2005 - 11:41 AM<groan> those aren't jokes. those are puns! got any more? -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Mon, July 18, 2005 - 1:34 PM*embarrassed to admit this* but I thought they were pretty funny. Mo Levy, molyvi, "I'm sorry," "I'm psari," hahahaha... -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Tue, July 19, 2005 - 12:42 PMI'm glad someone appreciated my jokes :) I'll try to think of some others. -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Mon, July 25, 2005 - 4:10 PMWell, as long as we're confessing, I posted them on my blog, credit to Minoan, of course. -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Thu, October 13, 2005 - 5:05 PMHere is another joke:
SO YESTERDAY I WENT WITH MY CLIENT YIANNI TO IMMIGRATION FOR HIS GREEN CARD APPLICATION:
The officer said: "Yianni, you have passed all the tests so far but, there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot become U.S. citizen.
Yianni said: Eme Etimos--"I am ready."
The officer said: "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.
Yianni thought for a few minutes mumbling gamo ti mana sou under his breath and said proudly like a peacock: " Mister Office, I am ready--Etimos."
The officer said: "Go ahead Yianni."
Yianni said : "To telephono goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Yianni."
Yianni now lives in Astoria -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Fri, October 14, 2005 - 9:24 AMi still like the i'm psari one the best. tee hee. -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 5:17 PMA bit outdated as Greeks aren't quite so politically fanatic as they used to be back in the 80s - I was sad to see the day-and-night constant political discussion in the National Gardens gone when I went back in 2000 after being gone from Athens since 1985. And it might be better in Greek... But here goes:
A gay Greek boy from the village gets out of the army and goes back to his village. His father of course is all set to marry him off.
"So son! Who do you want? How about Maria? She's got a house, and 5 stremmata of land!"
-No, I don't want Maria...
"Okay, then how about Kalliopi? She's got a house, and 100 head of sheep!"
-No...I don't want Kalliopi either.
"Well, okay, then how about Ismini? Two houses, and 40 head of goats!"
-No, I don't want Ismini....
"What about Yianna?"
-No....
"Litsa?"
-No...
"Soula?"
-Uh uh..
"Katina?"
-No, I don't want her either....
"For God's sake son, who do you want then?"
-I want Yianni....
His father sputters, turns red, shakes in rage, and finally screams:
"Yianni? YIANNI? BUT HE'S A COMMUNIST!!" -
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Re: Greek Jokes
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 5:28 PMAnd a dirty one that just has to be told in Greek. My apologies to those who don't read...
΄Ενας υποψήφιος γαμπρός φοβάται το γάμο του, γιατι δεν ξέρει τι πρέπει να κάνει στο γαμήλιο βράδι. Πηγαίνει στον μπαμπά του και του ζητάει να του τα εξηγήσει. Ο πατέρες απαντάει: Μην ανησυχείς παιδί μου, εκείνη η κοπέλλα είναι καπάτσα! Απλώς κανε ο,τι κάνει εκείνη, και όλα θα πάνε μια χαρά!
Παντρεύονται, πηγαίνουν σπίτι, τελικά έρχεται η ώρα. Σηκώνεται η κοπέλα και πηγάνει στην κρεβατοκάμαρα. Σηκώνεται κι ο γαμπρός και την ακολουθεί. Γδύνεται η κοπέλα. Γδύνεται κι ο γαμπρός. Ξαπλώνεται η κοπέλα στο κρεβάτι. Ξαπλώνεται κι ο γαμπρός δίπλα της. Σηκώνει η κοπέλα τα πόδια της και τα ανοίγει. Σηκώνει και ο γαμπρός τα πόδια του και τα ανοίγει. Και έτσι μένουν για κανένα πεντάλεπτο...τελικά αναστενάζει η κοπέλα και λέει¨
-Αχ να πέρναγε κανείς και μας έριχνε κάναν πούτσο, ωραίο δε θάτανε;
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